Daddy was sitting on his bed, about to pull up his underpants.

Holly: "Daddy you see I was reading this book Sherlock Hound and Whatsup Wombat and I heard a funny noise it was like a dog or a bit like a bird and I looked out of the window but I couldn't see anything so I started reading again and there it was again so I looked once again and I could see Winnie next door but when I heard the noise Winnie wasn't making a noisy face so it was all rather...

... Why are your things out?"