Aurora Borealis
Galactic centre
Kingfishers
Iceland
Conversation with Small Boy Outside of Our House
“Is your house haunted?”
“Nah.”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve lived here a while and really checked.”
“But you can’t see ghosts…”
“Of course, but if you call a ghost they are not allowed to pretend they aren’t there.”
“But you can’t HEAR ghosts!”
“Well… How do you know there ARE ghosts?”
“Because my Mum’s a scientist.”
Fictional Album Covers
Something to do whilst bored or on the toilet…
Giant Silent Kindness
Somebody important died.
Bookcase Dozers
Laser-pointer thought
With a denser wood, and a pointer on a drone, and a shot straight-up, this could be a thing.
Lynne Blount
Holy shit - I just learned about Lynne Blount. This is what I like. This is what I want to do. This is what I want to be.
Click the stolen image for her website.
Vegetarian Christmas
If your pub Christmas menu includes the word “tart”, you should take a long hard look at yourself.
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It doesn’t wake me
Your snoring while I lie here
It just takes the piss
Bus Replacement Service
Strictly speaking, trains are bus-replacement services and buses are train-replacement services…
Good Shit
Something happened to my sister’s dog.
Best guess is currently this: Someone took a shit in the field where we walk. Yep. A person. Just shat their stoned guts out. Vet thinks it could be ketamine, mushrooms, skunk…. Anything really.
Basically Boo tripped her tits off.
I’m not sure who I’m more revolted by. The cunt who shat drugs onto the ground or the staffie who ran the length of the field to eat it all up.
Geocaching
“I have found 25,000 geocaches and completed my grid nine times.”
…
“You should get out less.”
A Sample of Balms, Unguents and Tinctures at Rivendell House, Bassingbourn
Hike-u
Once...
Jonathan Vaines
I am at a talk by photographer Jonathan Vaines and I am furious. His work is everything I want my photography to be, but is unattainably tremendous! He’s clarified for me my own creative journey and simultaneously planted his flag right at the peak!
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Insulation
Actually, the thick snow all over the roof indicates either
a) we are well-insulated, or
b) there’s no fucking heat in the place to lose…
