Rosie: "Daddy. How far is to to the crap shop?"
Daddy: "To the what?"
Rosie: "To the crap shop."
Daddy: "Oh. Well. I don't know what shop that is..."
Rosie: "The crap shop where we buy the cardboard and pens and things."
...
Daddy: "Oh the CRAFT shop!"
Daddy: "To the what?"
Rosie: "To the crap shop."
Daddy: "Oh. Well. I don't know what shop that is..."
Rosie: "The crap shop where we buy the cardboard and pens and things."
...
Daddy: "Oh the CRAFT shop!"