Modern Teaching Methods

Granny Lea: "Can you tell me what you do at school?"
Holly: "We do sums, only school calls it 'maths', history, science, phonics..."
Granny Lea: "Sonics...?"
Holly: "No. Phonics!"
Granny Lea: "Sonics."
Holly: "No... 'Puh', 'Huh': Phonics!"

Putting your life on the menu

Rosie: "Daddy... Did you know that buffalo like to kill lions?"
Daddy: "I heard about this recently..."
Rosie: "Yes. And the Mummy lion is putting her life on the menu to save her children. How silly is that?!"

Anumls Fun - by Rosie

Anumlls hav Fun.

Thy like eatig Stiky Buns.

Im goig to a sfry prk i hav brot sum bun for the elephants i hope Thy like Them. i hope Thy ar not hrd. weeeeee weeeeeeee weeeeeeee. i did not know That we cud rid on The elephants.

Woooooooooo. i did not know that we cud rid a giraffe. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i did not know that we cud groom a rinosurss. ha ha ha ha ha ha i did not know that we cud woch clawns beig silly. The End.

Mothers' Day

Holly: "Daddy. Yesterday when I was in town with Mummy I saw a Mothers' Day shop, but I didn't say anything because it is a secret. Can we go into there and buy Mummy a present please?"
Daddy: "Well, Mummy likes made things rather than bought things really..."
Holly: "But it was a really good Mother's Day shop with all things like oven gloves and dusters!"