Daft

I'm just going to put this here. I was trying to parse a crossword clue that was tricky and drew myself looking suspiciously at it. But when cropped it looked like a ridiculous attempt to appear sophisticated so I've adopted it as an avatar.

Danes Wood Redwood Climb

A lovely afternoon up a National Trust redwood overlooking Killerton House this afternoon, climbing as the sun went down. Really beautiful.

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English Breakfast

Excited to hear the air stewardess asking people if they wanted "English Breakfast."

Disappointed to realise that she meant tea...

Get Emotional

I've been clearing out old webspace and found this lot of 'emotional iconography'. They may as well remain available so I'm putting them here. One man's trash... Here they all are.

 
 

Dr Jim's Gig Criteria

Let the undernoted hereby be proclaimed as the circumstances under which I will gig: 

  1. The interval between sets be no longer than the duration of a set. If sets be of differing lengths, the interval to be no longer than the duration of the shorter set. And:

  2. The cumulative time of each set to be longer than my cumulative journey time to the gig. And:

  3. There be no entry fee for the players. And:

  4. There be a bass player. (The bass player can be me if either a) I have song veto on grounds of competence or b) I have sufficient time before the gig to learn the nightmare songs. In the case of b) one drink or food item - at my discretion - to be bought for me per song.) And:

  5. I maintain the right to add further self-important criteria on a whim.