If your pub Christmas menu includes the word “tart”, you should take a long hard look at yourself.
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It doesn’t wake me
Your snoring while I lie here
It just takes the piss
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“I have found 25,000 geocaches and completed my grid nine times.”
…
“You should get out less.”
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I’m walking too far
with a forty-pound rucksack.
What’s the fucking point?
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I put “Once” into ChatGPT, then fed back the “Once” and what it gave me as the next input. Then I just iterated that process. It came up with this. It’s not hugely interesting, but I like it’s determination to put an end to the process….
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I am at a talk by photographer Jonathan Vaines and I am furious. His work is everything I want my photography to be, but is unattainably tremendous! He’s clarified for me my own creative journey and simultaneously planted his flag right at the peak!
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An uncomplicated new signage for the modern public lavatory:
Forward slash, or back slash.
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Actually, the thick snow all over the roof indicates either
a) we are well-insulated, or
b) there’s no fucking heat in the place to lose…
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Today is International International Day Day and we would like to extend our warmest thanks to the people who decide the International Days For Things for their continued support and professionalism on our journey to have international days for things every day.
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I am uneasy about the BBC’s promotion of Facebook, Twitter and, recently, WhatsApp when reaching out for listener and viewer interaction. The contributory effects of these media to worsening mental health, erosion of democracy, escalation of hatred, and polarisation of opinion have been repeatedly demonstrated.
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